A Attorneys Favorite Lawyer Cracks Done

A Attorneys Favorite Lawyer Cracks

Team info
DescriptionAttorney Jokes

Q: How can a pregnant woman know she is holding a lawyer?

A: She's an extreme craving for baloney.

Q: What's the legal meaning of Appeal?

A: Some thing someone moves on in a supermarket.

Q: Why did God make snakes right before lawyers?

A: To practice.

Q: What would you call an attorney with an IQ of 12?

A: Your Honor.

Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The attorney charges more.

Q: What do you call a happy, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

A: The caterer.

Q: Why are attorneys like nuclear weapons?

A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can not comprehend.

Q: What would you call an attorney gone bad?

A: Senator

Q: Did you hear they just produced a fresh Barbie doll named 'Divorced Barbie'?

A: It includes half of Ken's things and alimony.

Q: What is the difference between legal counsel and a pit bull?

A: Jewelry.

Q: What is the definition of mixed feelings?

A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

Q: Whats the distinction between lawyers and accountants?

A: At least accountants know theyre dull.

Stories:

1. A person who'd been caught embezzling millions visited legal counsel. His lawyer informed him, 'Dont worry. I found out about TM by searching newspapers. Browsing To san jacinto workers compensation lawyer perhaps provides tips you can give to your aunt. Youll never head to prison with all that money? In fact, once the man was sent to jail, h-e didnt have a dollar.

2. Since the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, 'Why are all of the blinds drawn'? The nurse answered, 'There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to consider you had died.'

3. God chose to just take the devil to judge and settle their differences once and for-all. Satan heard this, laughed and said, 'And where do you think you're planning to locate a attorney'?

4. An attorney is sitting at the table in his new office. H-e hears someone arriving at the door. To impress his first possible customer, h-e accumulates the telephone because the door opens and claims, 'I need one-million and not a dollar less.' As he hangs up, the man now standing in his office says, 'I'm here to hook up your phone.'

And finally:

You May Be Considered A Attorney If.... You are getting someone to read these jokes..
Web sitehttp://www.caringbridge.org/visit/trial08editor/journal/view/id/54c3c7ccca16b4ea378f81c9
Total credit0
Recent average credit0
Cross-project statsSETIBZH
BOINCstats.com
Free-DC
CountryUnited States
TypePrimary school
Members
Founder
New members in last day0
Total members0 (view)
Active members0 (view)
Members with credit0 (view)


Main page · Your account · Message boards


Copyright © 2025 BOINC@Poland | Open Science for the future
Generated 25 Dec 2025 | 12:53:49 UTC